Pinocchio

Well, I am not going to write about this hypothetical character whose nose grows when he lies and shrinks when he speaks the truth, I have given this title just to relate it with MP Civic elections going to be held between 11th to 14th of December.

I really wonder, if this Pinocchio legend really works, two category of people will have the longest noses, first POLITICIANS and second STUDENTS but I am very sure the formers will outpass the latters. Whenever these elections descend, our so called political leaders go home to home and "TEND TO" empathise with the people. Once votes casted, it becomes a long forlorn history. None the less, atleast these elections lead to proper maintenance of Hygiene factor for a few days atleast. I think I am deviating from Pinocchio.

Just imagine a leader giving a speech, making promises " I will do this, I will do that" and all of a sudden his nose starts to bug the microphone. Wow!!! we won't need lie detector tests then. It would be for good. Also there will be genuine tax collections and deductions.This is just the pros.


The cons will be:
-Students will have to submit assignments on time ( because their lie can be easily caught and they can not claim for a headache, or nausea or viral fever or what so ever)
-Marketing people will have a tough time selling their products. ( They won't be able to lie)
-There will be no gossip ( the life would be so boring then, the masala newspapers will hardly be able to flourish).
- The people who make the RED HERRING Prospectus will have a huuuuuuuugggggggeeeeeeeeee nose.
-There will be frequent break ups because the lies would be caught at the instant.
-The toughest time will be for those fairness cream manufacturers who claim to whiten your skin, they will have the category of people having third largest noses.


Drop in your comments if you have any idea, who will cater to next categories.


Enjoy